#BRIDGET EVERETT TITS FREE#
That’s a great way to get a free drink, or four free drinks, and once you put your mouth on it they don’t always ask for it back. I went up to the bar for a glass of wine before I got my drink tickets and they were like “oh, that’ll be 21 dollars” and I was like “fuuuck, I’ll just wait til I’m on stage,” and so I got up on top of the bar and grabbed a bottle of wine. The Boom Boom Room, for that fundraiser after Sandy, that place was real nice. I just look for sturdy surfaces where I know I can stand. Was that planned? No, it’s never planned. I remember when you were at The Standard Hotel performing at a benefit after hurricane Sandy, you grabbed a bottle of chardonnay. So you prefer white wine over red, correct? Yeah, I prefer chardonnay, Napa Valley or Sonoma. But basically I wrote a song called “ Rock Bottom ,” which I felt was a good umbrella for the different stories and content in various shows and things I do. I guess eventually that’s where people who live like me are headed. So tell us more about your new show ‘Rock Bottom’ - do you feel that you’ve hit Rock Bottom? Well, almost. I hope I didn’t send him in for round two. I did one time sit on some guy’s lap and he was older, and he whispered into my ear “I just had surgery on my knee…” and I heard he had a hard time getting out of the theatre. What’s the worst thing that’s happened during one of your performances? The trouble with that question is that I like the bad things that happen, because I think that they are life’s little scars, I feel when something bad happens I enjoy it because I really try to find weird and creative ways to get out of those moments, so I actually kind of get off on them. I’m sure with some of those ladies you wouldn’t have to do much Yeah but I’m a team player and I want everybody to be happy, I want to be part of the action, I want to be on the front lines, I want to round all the bases, if I’m gonna do it I’m gonna do it. What do you mean? The pussy action? Yeah like pussy on pussy, or however exactly it goes…I wouldn’t even know what to do down there, I’m sure somebody would help me out, you know walk me through the steps. So you were really into interracial then? for a time, now I sort of welcome all members…īarbara Walters told me to ask you this question: Have you had an affair or dated a lady? I haven’t, I’ve kissed a couple women along the way, but I’ve never really gotten in there, I’ve never really done the shit you’re supposed to do… I think Barack would be up and down missionary and Bill would be a freak. Who would you rather have an affair with, Bill or Barack? Bill, I used to be exclusively black, but now I am into other things - Bill is not creepy, but he is a little dirty. I think that’s one of the things we love about your performances… I definitely feel empowered as a woman, mostly when I am on stage, I can do whatever the fuck I want, that’s part of being a feminist, doing exactly what you want. A different kind of feminist maybe than some, but you can’t really define it, you can’t say that a feminist is really one thing. My mom is a little crazy, she is the original crazy and from there that’s my comfort level - being around crazy people.ĭoes your fire come from your m other? Yeah, I think so, that and a little chardonnay and desperation mixed in.ĭo you consider yourself a feminist? Yeah, totally. Who inspired you growing up? My mom is super funny and crazy, first her, then the standard Lucille Ball, Richard Pryor, John Belushi. I like crazy people. It’s her first major show since 2007 and it’s “written by Everett with Tony-winning writing duo Marc Shaiman & Scott Wittman and Adam Horovitz of the Beastie Boys…” We have been a fan of the wild performer for a while now and finally had a chance to have a lovely conversation with her about what to expect from her latest show, which prez she’d sleep with, big penises, motorboating, chardonnay, being a feminist and having fun while pulling her tits out. Bridget Everett is starring in a brand new theatrical event ‘ Rock Bottom‘ which is part of Joe’s Pub‘s New York Voices series.
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